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Here a hot-blooded Romeo wanted to surprise his new sweetheart. So he had a few drinks, climbed to the roof of her twelve-story apartment building and then jumped down onto her balcony.
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A man claimed to be walking home from the library, deep in thought, when he smashed his head into a road sign. He staggered a moment, grabbed the sign for support and promptly fell, with it, into the ...
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A young man got himself stuck in this literal hole in the wall.It took the rescuers quite a while to set him free. The brickwork was quite well done and took a lot of effort to undo. Finally, the worn...
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The Rescue Service got a phone call from a urologist at a Moscow hospital requesting a crew with special equipment. But who had to be rescued, and from what? It turned out to be a fifty year-old man w...
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This story features a young man walking down the street after a five day bender. He was sipping on a can of vodka & lemon, perhaps trying to remember how the previous day had ended.
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Apparently this paragon of good judgment saw some change in a garbage can, stuck his head in there for reasons unknown, and got his head stuck in the trash can top. He seems to be saying that he wante...
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This neat-freak of a woman has gotten her hand stuck inside a washing machine. Obsessed with keeping things clean, she wanted to thoroughly wash the insides of her machine. Anyway, she got her hand ho...
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An experienced garbage truck driver was about to go home after his shift ended, but before he did, he decided to check one of the truck’s hydraulic systems. Everything looked good, but the garbage man...
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A woman told her drunken husband to get out; the husband, either full of remorse or just feeling particularly lame, stuck his head between two pipes on the staircase landing outside their apartment. A...
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One Sunday morning, a young husband and wife decided to visit the wife’s parents, but the car started acting up. The husband asked his wife to help, since her hand was smaller than his. Well, her hand...
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This young Einstein was trying to flirt with some girls walking under his balcony. He pushed it a little too far and promptly got his head stuck in the balcony railing. He’s drunk almost a liter of vo...
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In this glamorous high-rise apartment building, this fetching young minx was taking out the garbage when her finger got caught, and at that very moment, the steel lid of the garbage chute decided to s...
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Here a wannabe plumber had nearly completed the installation of a new toilet; but when the work was almost done, he somehow managed to get his hand stuck between the pipe and the wall. How he was able...
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And now it’s time for “Paratroopers gone wild.” Paratrooper day’s a lot like fleet week wrapped into just one day. They play, they drink, they pass out. And thus ends our little piece about Paratroope...
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This next piece refutes the old adage that you get wiser with age. An elderly woman decided to move some heavy pieces of furniture around her apartment by herself. When she didn’t answer her doorbell,...
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A young man decided to impress his girlfriend. So far, so good. He hatched a plan to climb the tallest structure in town and once on top, loudly declare his love for the girl to the entire village. Af...
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A woman in a fetching purple track suit tried to climb over a fence at a railway station in order to get onto a commuter train without paying her fare. She done this several times before but today, so...
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So the girls decided to bring up a picnic feast on the attic landing of an apartment building. And if you know your Winnie the Pooh, you’ll know what happened next! These slim girls managed to eat and...
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A young man called the Rescue Service and reported that he’d somehow managed to get his foot stuck in a window railing. It happened when he was helping his friend climb up to a girl’s balcony.
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This next brainiac was going home late at night and decided to take a shortcut by climbing a fence. But he was either so drunk or just so awkward that his foot slipped and got stuck in there, several ...
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Some victims of their own stupidity don’t always appreciate the help they receive. For example, behind this apartment door is a young woman who happens to be chained to a table, and feels compelled to...
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The third star of this story is this vintage World War 2 era bomb that they brought to the riverbank to do some wholesale fishing with. Happily, they were discovered and fled the scene before they cou...
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A small dog spied a rat and gave chase. The dog was too excited to correctly estimate spatial dimensions, and when the rat dashed under a car, the dog followed suit and… promptly got stuck. His owner ...
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Young man happened to see a neglected dog out on the ice in a city pond. Its careless owner didn’t notice that the dog had wandered away and was walking on thin spring ice. The ice broke and the dog f...
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There are many different kinds of wagers, or bets out there, but naturally we’re only interested in the idiotic ones. Such as…This guy who’s bet his friends that he can drink ten liters of juice withi...
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And here’s something you don’t see every day. That’s a guy hanging upside down from a roof. Asleep. We’re thinking one of two things happened here. Either he’s a really drunk roofer who just happened ...
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A boy wanted to call a girl from another city and tell her how much he loved her. They’d met previously during several summer vacations. He went in to a small telephone booth to call her, and closed t...
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This guy, for example, decided to portray a Fiery Jumper. This is a character from Russian fairy tales—a blazing girl who appears from campfires, dances around and drives the good peasant folks crazy ...
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And here’s another way to get an adrenaline rush. It too is very dangerous, and we strongly advise against trying this sort of stunt on your own. And another variation of the same crazy sport involves...
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There are a lot of stories about husbands unexpectedly coming home a bit early one day and finding a little surprise when they get there. This time, it’s exactly the opposite. It was the wife who came...
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This story began when an elderly lady called a plumber to fix her leaky faucet. Once he arrived, she left him alone in the apartment while she went out to do some shopping. When she came back, she fou...
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He figured that if he put on a little show he might finally get some attention. His big idea was to fall into the freezing river and wait for someone to rescue him. He managed to successfully fall ove...
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And speaking of the mentally addled and clothing impaired, one day, police found an incoherent naked man lying in a large puddle under a bridge. He was shivering and muttering unintelligibly to himsel...
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You know, the rescue squad sees a lot of absurd things in the course of a day’s work, but this one, please, not on an empty stomach… The apartment owner had misplaced his key and had asked his friend ...
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It's said that “Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue” well, if that's the case, this woman's about to have neither ornament nor virtue. It’s also said that “If ya got it, baby, ...
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Now you don’t have to be drunk -- or an idiot -- to get yourself into situations like these, but it sure helps! For example, here a man has managed to lock himself into a metal safe with two bottles o...
